"Fist Pump, Pushups, Chapstick"-Jersey Shore S4, E6

Been so busy today that I almost forgot to do the recap from last night's episode of the Shore! Ok, so it picked up from last week, when Mike knocked himself out by banging his head into a concrete wall during his fight with Ronnie. And he is milking his injury for all it's worth, trying to have everyone feel sorry for him. He can't move his head, he feels sick, blah blah blah. I'm not trying to downplay his injury. HOWEVER, Mike, from someone who once tripped and knocked herself out on a concrete wall like yourself (don't ask), I know it's not that bad. This drama king here....

Read more after the jump!


The main part of the episode focuses on Snooki and her boyfriend Jionni, who seem to have an argument every time they're on the phone! Snooki calls Jionni and was acting like typical Snooki, making sexual references, burping and what not. You know, things that Snooki is known for. And Jionni gets upset at her for it, and tells her to calm it down. They are so different. He’s very self-conscious about what he does and Snook is very outgoing. I really don’t think they’re meant to be together. Yes, Snooki can be a little out there, but that's a part of her personality, and that's why I love her. She shouldn't change herself for nobody! You know who I still want her to be with? VINNY! But I know that's probably not happening.

J-Woww, Ronnie and Deena talk later about Snooki and Jionni, and they don't believe the couple is meant for each other either. In fact, the girls try to have have an “intervention” for Snooki, after she was moping from an argument with Jionni. Snooki claims that he is a good boyfriend to her though. But still. If someone couldn't accept my personality and my flaws, then I couldn't be with them.

Sam and Ronnie sit down and talk about the problems in their relationship (or past relationship, whatever). Vinny hears them and promptly goes in and tells them to not bring their drama around the rest of the house. I know that's right Vinny! They're in Italy. Nobody's trying to hear yall fight for the rest of the trip!

On a night out on the town, Snooki and Deena get in a fight in the club with some girls who had thrown drinks on Deena. They were fighting and grabbing hair, only to find out that in all the commotion, they were really fighting each other! Hahaha! Go Team Meatball, coming at you like some squirrel monkeys!

Deena later has an Italian guy over who has an obvious hickey on his neck. The guy tries to say it was his "sister" playfully biting him. BOY BYE! Everyone knows what that mark was. And Deena doesn't spend the rest of the night with him. Who wants somebody with a freaking hickey? And if he was actually telling the truth about that being his sister biting him, that's too weird anyway. There's the door!

Funniest part of the episode was the newly formed "FPC" (yes another abbreviation to remember) Fist pump, pushups, chapstick! The typical actions of the guido. Vinny and Pauly dress up as guidos from the hair gel to the sunglasses to the chapstick! They are too funny together!

NEXT EPISODE is the road trip to Riccione! Deena makes out with yet another chick!
And Snooki gets in a car accident which may just send her to Italian jail!

See ya next Jerzday!